My head feels like it’s going to explode.
I haven’t been sick in so long. Looks like it’s time for another flu shot.
5 months later and my hair has transformed from a 1.5 to whatever the hell this is. It’s grown quite fast if I may say so myself.
*stares at webcam so the nsa knows i’m watching them watch me*
Fuck, this looks like a nightmare come true.
Stingrays, the shark’s cute but deadly cousin.
I died of laughter and revived myself so I could keep laughing.